Why enjoy the cookie when you can deep throat it?

Earlier this year, Subway announced that it would be selling a foot-long cookie. This was, surprisingly, met with jubilation; even though Subway’s sandwiches are below dog-tier in terms of quality, flavor and, well, everything, most people agree that their chocolate chip cookies are actually pretty good.

Knowing this, Subway decided to throw care to the wind and debut a cookie that’s a foot long — a stick of dough and chocolate that comes in at an incredible 1,440 calories.

Now, some guy has decided to eat that half-day’s worth of calories in a single bite. Here’s what that looks like, and may God have mercy on our souls: